I went to Redbird State Riding Area on a first date with my soon-to-be girlfriend, Lisa. We actually ended-up getting stuck when the two passenger side wheels slipped into a deep, muddy rut and my rear driver's side wheel was in the air between two tree roots. The only wheel with any hope of traction was the driver's side front, and it just wasn't biting enough to pull us forward. After awhile, we ended up piling some sticks under the raised wheel, and were on our way.

The trip was fun, but Lisa and I didn't last. Guys, be warned: muddin' does not make a good first date! As it turned out, Lisa was a gold digger and was only dating me because I drive a Hummer and she thought I was going to be her sugar daddy.